new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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