Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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