It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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