YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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