Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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