is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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