Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
