The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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