im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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