Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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