why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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