Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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