and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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