i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
We named our party play list daddy issues
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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