I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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