I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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