Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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