How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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