So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
love makes seman taste better
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize