omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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