is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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