How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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