Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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