I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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