my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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