Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
where am i from again
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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