I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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