Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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