My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize