Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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