Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
the raccoons are back...
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