So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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