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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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