You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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