i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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