let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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