I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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