i just wanna soil my oats bro
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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