just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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