Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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