if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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