It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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