can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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