shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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