we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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