either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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