I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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