Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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