He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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