I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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