based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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