Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
