Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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